Bacon: head to toe
Apparently, some folks love bacon so much, they want to adorn their bodies with its likeness. (And, in some cases, adorn themselves with the real mccoy.)
Takin’ it from the top. This nicely complements the…
Lest it be chilly outside. (Is it wrong that I like this?)
Don’t want your hands to get cold.
Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize.
Accessories are just as important for men. (And apparently really expensive.)
Don’t forget the bacon bloomers.
For the gentlemen. (And it’s bacon scented.)
Deftly take your tux from the ballroom to the boardroom.
After the ball, take off your bacon tiara and relax.
Let us not forget the littlest ones among us.
Bacon Bonus: Words fail to express my wonderment with this Gingerbaconbread house.
p.s.: I really really really love him. I promise I’ll take good care of him.
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Dam Gina, I guess bacon really DOES go with everything… Bacon tits… Too funny.
ohmygod! thanks so much for this list of bacon-y goodness. every week i have bacon wednesdays on my blog. now i have a bunch of new ideas!
cheers!
giyen
www.baconismyenemy.com
Thanks, Giyen! I LUV bacon, but was feeling kinda ridiculous about that particular post. I dove into the bacon research to divert my attention from the gloom that came from listening to news all day about the fire that was burning in our town.
I felt insignificant and trivial posting it at the time, and I almost removed it. I put far too much time though into compiling the bacon data, so decided to leave it. :p
Thank you for the validation and reminding me that it’s okay to be nonsensical at times… and it’s okay to wax on about bacon. mmmm…
I look forward to reading more on your blog!